The imaginary invalid

ACT 2

Cléante.

CLÉANTE: “Music teacher.”

TOINETTE: “Good idea!”

ARGAN: “Walk.”

TOINETTE: “Sir…”

ARGAN: “Shhh!”

TOINETTE: “Sir, psstsss…”

ARGAN: “What?”

TOINETTE: “A man!”

ARGAN: “Yes!”

CLÉANTE: “The lesson.”

CLÉANTE: “Love.”

CLÉANTE: “He suffers.”

TOINETTE: “Mr. Diafoirus and his son.”

M. DIAFOIRUS: “Marriage.”

THOMAS: “Your beauty.”

ARGAN: “My daughter.”

ANGÉLIQUE: “Father.”

ARGAN: “The wedding!”

ANGÉLIQUE: “Father…”

ARGAN: “My health?”

M. DIAFOIRUS: “The spleen.”

ARGAN: “The liver.”

M. DIAFOIRUS: “Well yes!”

M. DIAFOIRUS: “Roasted?”

ARGAN: “Boiled.”

M. DIAFOIRUS: “Well yes!”